Broken Bottle Blog

Been kind of a bum lately, not much going on. Don’t really have any goals right now. I remember a few parties around the holidays, parties where I didn’t know anyone, and people try to strike up small talk. They say, “So what do you do for fun?” Honestly, I don’t have a real answer. I always come back with “Hang out at bars” with a fake laugh after it. Lame I know. There are things I enjoy doing, but when they say that, I take it as what do I do as a hobby, or often. I like to brew beer, ride my bike, etc.. but nothing I strive to do everyday or on a regular basis. Nothing that makes me want to hurry up and get home from work to do. Video games used to do that for me, but not anymore. Games change to quickly for me to buy the next new thing, in order to keep up with the online friends, maybe I should get back into it, of course that would require an XBOX 360. Which I can’t afford. I need some goals, something to work for. Off-grid living has been inspiring me lately, not only because it’s good for the enviroment and for me. But the technology, the DIY attitude, and the fuck the man inspiration is just plain cool. Plus, if we don’t change things soon, as a world, I think we’ll be forced into off-grid living anyhow. Mainly because there won’t be a grid to speak of. Goals, hmmm……Get back to ya on this one.

Great video from wrightspeed.com of an all electric car blowing away some of the world’s supercars in a drag race. They’re hoping to put it into production and cater to the high end market for around $150,000. They could be on to something, a car that looks cool, is faster than any production car out there, and has no emissions, I’d buy it. Only draw back is the 150 mile range and the charge time, but technology will eventually fix that. Tesla motors is also working on a electric car built on a Lotus Exige chassis, I want one.

Well, I guess Roger didn’t pay the Dish network bill even after I reminded him twice, so no T.V. today. Except CH. 101, the “here’s how to interpret and pay your bill” channel, maybe you should watch it Roger. Living here is a drag. At least that gives me some time to blog.

Farting, funny or not funny, that is the question. I got into a discussion with a friend about farting, he claims that farting or the act of a fart is always funny no matter what, to someone. I think in some situations it not. Like if you’re in a burning building with a group of people and fart, catching your ass on fire, that’s not funny. He claims someone in the room would laugh. Or if you’re falling from a building and fart on the way down, that would not be funny. He said he would laugh. I guess if I were falling from a building and all I can think about is a fart, I might chuckle. But, and I just came up with this while typing, what if you fart while sleeping alone, and no one heard it. No one would laugh at that. How is that funny Roger, I think I got you on this one. So, a question to my readers (I’ve been assured there are four now) When is a fart not funny?